Alisha Bruner's are special. You can never hurt and Alisha because they will run and jump you like it was your last day to live. They hate being called fat because they really are not. They are mostly afraid of Godzilla. They think it will come eat you. Alisha Bruner's are the most brightest people in the world, yeah sure they have their PMS moments but if you actually get to know them and you'll see that their pretty "kool" to hang out with them. I mean I have an Alisha that likes to flash people and show people her butt, ha. But that's the definition of an Alisha. If you ever meet an Alisha, take good care of her. Once she's gone, you can't get her back.. AND THAT GOES TO THE BOYS. I love my Alisha Bruner. & she likes to pee and poop on carpets like she is an animal. Alisha's are just sick people. Alisha Bruner's are like mice. You step on one, it will come running back and will bite you in your bum but take care of one, they will love you like there is no tomorrow. Alisha's are boy crazy but when they find the "right" one, they love them like she got a new puppy dawg. I love an Alisha Bruner. They live in the 757 area and live next to that "alligator" elementary school. Do not ever take their food.. unless you made it. I love Alisha Bruner, don't you?

Woah, I just an Alisha Bruner poop on my carpet.

Alisha Bruner by CBRUUKS November 4, 2011

Max Bruner Middle School

BMS is the school where all the little shits go. The school administration is so fucking ass that I wouldn’t be surprised if they would yell at you for wearing different colored socks. When 13 year olds aren’t doing drugs in the bathroom, theres always some shitty fight in the bathrooms instead. The only good part about this school is the writings on the bathroom walls.

Them: “What middle school do you go to?” “Max Bruner Middle School!” Them: “Get the fuck out of my house.”

Max Bruner Middle School by igotobrunerlol September 14, 2021

Bruner

A fat bastard with back tits who drinks all of your soda

Who drank all the fucking soda. I bet it was that cum canyon, twot waffle Bruner.

Bruner by Room 440 October 16, 2008

bruner

A Man with a huge head. Normal hats will not fit him. offter seen in the wild with holes in the crotch of his pants.

OMG i cant find a hat that will fit my head, I'm such a Bruner.

Dude1:What happent to your pants?
Dude2: Nothing im rocking them stright Bruner style.

bruner by TheEarl July 27, 2009

Bunerp

When someone is lame; party pooper :(

Why do you have to be such a bunerp!

Bunerp by RE13-L February 19, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026