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Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010
Related Words
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic
Stop being such a Buners
Buners by xbln June 21, 2011
Unzipping just your fly and letting your junk ( balls and shaft ) out to lay on your lap while viewing a feature presentation in the theater.
I totally pulled off a bonerplex last night during transformers 3
bonerplex by Ereonte Pitts July 21, 2011

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch
bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007
Someone who drinks heavily. As a result, the individual has no concept of right v. wrong nor reality in general.
Matt got another DUI. He is buerptz!
buerptz by 2010bob2010 September 10, 2010

bonerpants 

girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a boner. There for they are bonerpants
Ben: haha your wearing bonerpants
Justin: No, im being emo for halloween
Ben: yah but there bonerpants
Justin: well at least im not wearing a bra
bonerpants by darkblackdove June 11, 2006