Skip to main content
bhalke is the kind of person you can go to for anything, he will always be there for you no matter what. once he's opened up to you, he will fully steal your heart in the best way. but his goodness can sometimes bite him in the ass. but i can guarantee you're not going to laugh at his jokes unless you are a bhalkian. all in all he's a great friend and an even better boyfriend for sure.
"awweee, he's such a bhalke"
"you have to love him, he's a bhalke"
bhalke by penguinnnnnnn18 December 3, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

Balkenende 

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time
Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?
Balkenende by GerarDS April 12, 2005
Related Words
bhalke • Balkenende • Bhasker • Balker • bhale • baalke • balke • Balked • Balkeerat • balkeert

balkercraft 

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international
I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"
balkercraft by Zsegon October 28, 2017
A cool dude. Someone anyone would be friends with.
I'm a Bhasker to the entire school!
Bhasker by demon5197 January 25, 2022

balkenende 

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".
"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.
balkenende by Miroy July 29, 2007

Balkenende 

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.
Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.
Balkenende by Matthijs B May 17, 2005
Someone who is smart, intelligent, strong, caring, loving, emotional. Someone who is larger than life. Bhasker would go out and rule the world one day. Bhasker is a very devoted son and husband. A very hardworking man. A man who works hard to gain knowledge in life who does not follow success but success follows him. He is passionate towards everything he does. He does not take "NO" for an answer. All in All Bhasker is what they call a complete 'MAN' and a true HUMAN.
1.) In life everybody should try hard to gain the immense knowledge of BHASKER.
2.) Live life like Bhasker.
3.)Work hard to be like Bhasker.
Bhasker by OriginalBK November 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next