sjaak

A not everyday creature that has an odd preference for goats.

People who get to know a 'Sjaak' mostly get assaulted by it, especially little people.

It feeds on alcohol, but it likes beer the most.

Is that a 'Sjaak'?!
Quickly feed it! Otherwise it is going to touch you!

sjaak by IJS September 22, 2013

Sjaak

A crazy mathematician

Be like Sjaak. He likes math.
"Math is beautiful'

Sjaak by Big pp go brrrr October 16, 2020

Sjaak

A great and strong guy, if you call someone a Sjaak, it means that you called someone a handsome, strong, nice, smart and beautiful guy

“Hey, look at that Sjaak. He is so handsome, and he must be really strong

Sjaak by A great and handsome guy November 24, 2021

Sjaak

A crazy mathematician

Be like Sjaak. He likes math.

"Math is beautiful"

Sjaak by Big pp go brrrr October 16, 2020

sjaak afhaak 

sjaak afhaak is someone that says he will show up for alot of things, but in the end he stays at home because of some simple excuses.

Rob: yea, lets go to this party Saturday night.
Niels: ok sure bro, we are going to get this party rollin'
*Saturday night*
Niels: fuck, rob isn't here again what a "sjaak afhaak".
Rick: yea he always does that, the basterd

sjaak afhaak by Dr. FAUST February 27, 2008

the Sjaak charm 

When you really feel a strong need to bed someone but you don’t really know why.

Idk man she just really got the Sjaak charm

the Sjaak charm by D Blok April 12, 2019

sajak 

Known to many as quite possible the best counter-strike player to have ever played in North America. Achieved several league and LAN accomplishments since 2004. Usually got sat for better players but the rumor is that he decided to not play because of the fear that he would destroy the competition, ruin lives, and cause many nergin suicide attemps.

"Who could possible beat Chuck Norris?"

"Obviously sajak."

sajak by RealFact August 18, 2011