Bet on the Gambler 

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

Bet on the Gambler by RMDB November 5, 2008

bet on it 

the act of touching yourself

Shakarr: Edgar will bet on it.
Edgar:nu uh

bet on it by um nun ya 1 2 January 28, 2008

Bet on the wrong horse 

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

Bet on the wrong horse by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021

i bet on losing dogs

pov: ur depressed and have mommy issues

friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"?
me: oh so ur depressed too

i bet on losing dogs by eyayywyeeyay March 29, 2021

always bet on hatch 

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '

If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

always bet on hatch by Reektan May 13, 2005

Always bet on gay. 

Gays are good at everything.

"How did you know that he will win?"

"Oh, I always bet on gay."

Always bet on gay. by Cswmcwipwsohm February 29, 2020