besmerch

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.

Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."

by Captain Oates November 26, 2004

Besmirchin the urchins

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.

Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

besmirch

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of: to besmirch someone's good name

a reputation that was besmirched by slander

by Khadija August 29, 2006

Besmeech

to soil the carpet of a flatmate's bedroom.

Ashley: "Dude, what are you doing?!"
Emily Thomas:"Needed a shit and couldn't reach the loo so I decided to besmeech here."

Jake: "Dude, what's up?"
Ashley:"Emily Thomas decided to besmeech on my floor last night. She's such a creep."

by AGJW May 22, 2010

Besmirch

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.

Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.

by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

besmirch

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of

as a very good friend of mine once said;
"don't besmirch the adams' merch, Spitto!".

by mzo April 14, 2008

Besmeach

Past tense of besmirch; to have already spoken poorly of someone. Usually in jest

Let me besmeach Patrick, this guy is trying to swim and he can't even put on floaties

by SonPseudonym October 21, 2025