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Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?
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besmirch 

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of: to besmirch someone's good name
a reputation that was besmirched by slander
besmirch by Khadija August 29, 2006

Besmeech 

to soil the carpet of a flatmate's bedroom.
Ashley: "Dude, what are you doing?!"
Emily Thomas:"Needed a shit and couldn't reach the loo so I decided to besmeech here."

Jake: "Dude, what's up?"
Ashley:"Emily Thomas decided to besmeech on my floor last night. She's such a creep."
Besmeech by AGJW May 22, 2010

Besmirch 

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.
Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.
Besmirch by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

besmirch 

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of
as a very good friend of mine once said;
"don't besmirch the adams' merch, Spitto!".
besmirch by mzo April 14, 2008
Past tense of besmirch; to have already spoken poorly of someone. Usually in jest
Let me besmeach Patrick, this guy is trying to swim and he can't even put on floaties
Besmeach by SonPseudonym October 21, 2025
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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