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Besmirch 

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.
Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.
Besmirch by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

besmirch 

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of
as a very good friend of mine once said;
"don't besmirch the adams' merch, Spitto!".
besmirch by mzo April 14, 2008

Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

besmirtch 

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.
That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.
besmirtch by JelloKitty October 27, 2003

besmerch 

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.
Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."
besmerch by Captain Oates November 26, 2004

besmirtch 

he who has lots of wet dreams
besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.
besmirtch by Nalin October 29, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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