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Besmirch 

To sneak up behind someone, then proceed to jump up and grab the victims head in one or both hands and then using momentum push the victims head into their own crotch. Popularized in the early 2000's in Southern California.
Dude I totally besmirched Paul. He was drinking a soda when I did it so it was even better.
Besmirch by Username_Taken January 7, 2010

besmirch 

1. to soil; tarnish; discolor.
2. to detract from the honor or luster of
as a very good friend of mine once said;
"don't besmirch the adams' merch, Spitto!".
besmirch by mzo April 14, 2008

Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

besmirtch 

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.
That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.
besmirtch by JelloKitty October 27, 2003

besmerch 

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.
Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."
besmerch by Captain Oates November 26, 2004

besmirtch 

he who has lots of wet dreams
besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.
besmirtch by Nalin October 29, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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