Besmeach

Past tense of besmirch; to have already spoken poorly of someone. Usually in jest

Let me besmeach Patrick, this guy is trying to swim and he can't even put on floaties

by SonPseudonym October 21, 2025

Besmeech

to soil the carpet of a flatmate's bedroom.

Ashley: "Dude, what are you doing?!"
Emily Thomas:"Needed a shit and couldn't reach the loo so I decided to besmeech here."

Jake: "Dude, what's up?"
Ashley:"Emily Thomas decided to besmeech on my floor last night. She's such a creep."

by AGJW May 22, 2010

besmerch

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.

Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."

by Captain Oates November 26, 2004