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Besmeech 

to soil the carpet of a flatmate's bedroom.
Ashley: "Dude, what are you doing?!"
Emily Thomas:"Needed a shit and couldn't reach the loo so I decided to besmeech here."

Jake: "Dude, what's up?"
Ashley:"Emily Thomas decided to besmeech on my floor last night. She's such a creep."
Besmeech by AGJW May 22, 2010
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besmerch 

To bestow onto a person your hate or discontentful feelings.
Me: "I besmerch you, asshole."
???: "I'm pretty sure besmerch isn't a word."
besmerch by Captain Oates November 26, 2004