Definitions by AGJW

Besmeech 

to soil the carpet of a flatmate's bedroom.

Ashley: "Dude, what are you doing?!"
Emily Thomas:"Needed a shit and couldn't reach the loo so I decided to besmeech here."

Jake: "Dude, what's up?"
Ashley:"Emily Thomas decided to besmeech on my floor last night. She's such a creep."

Besmeech by AGJW May 22, 2010