beshat 

Having gone completely and utterly to shit.

She looked completely and totally beshat !
OMG....this place is totally beshat..I'm calling my car.

beshat by Annabelle Bronstein January 24, 2018

beshitted 

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

beshitted by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

Beehatch 

Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).

It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.

She's a B*** man!
Hey! What the F***! I did not say any M***F***ing ***!
What the F*** are all these stars for?

Hey, calm down dude! It's just the site's censoring!

Ah, ok, so I was saying, she's a Beehatch!

Ok, I get your point now!

Beehatch by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

beshane 

An Indian Psychopath who likes to eat toenails. Toenails are imminent in its natural habitat. Beshanes are only found in the Nebraskan Ocean. Beshanes are also extremely racist towards racists who are racist towards racist black men. When it goes racist, it undergoes a extreme reaction that causes an earthquake and a tsunami is common to occur. It is recommended that if you see a Beshane, you do not approach.

Person 1: HELP ME! ITS EATING MY TOENAILS!

Person 2: Probably just a Beshane.

beshane by sldkfjlsadfjsadfasd November 25, 2016

Beshane 

An extremely conservative Indian.

"You like Trump?"
"Oh it's just a Beshane."

Beshane by Minecraft Roleplay July 30, 2017

Behat'nu

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?

Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn

we dont love you digusting legenese diddie

maricel: eweeweweweewewew
behat'nu:same
naina: wtf didiididieieie
cybthia: digusting die

Behat'nu by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 1, 2020

The Beshitting Hour 

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

The Beshitting Hour by BillyRubin July 4, 2012