berkie

an ice cream lover, a coldstone craver, a sundae scooper, a yogurt yiltzer, a soft serve sloucher...berkie is his own flavor! HE IS ICE CREAM ITSELF...I LOVE BERKIE

hey im going to coldstone to eat a berkie =

goobers

by Sappster August 1, 2007

Berkie Burn

That burning sensation on the edges of your feet after an exceptionally long stroll in your faithful birkenstocks

After a long day of shopping downtown, Nina and Sara were complaining for three subsequent hours about their fierce Berkie Burn.

by Atmosphere69 June 18, 2011

Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Berkeley hummer

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

by Slave33 August 28, 2013

reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017