benjermen

a fucking asshole who thinks of him

benjermen who thinks that

by jewhGjiojWLK;GJAEGEGYERG May 10, 2018

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

Benjermins

When yer so money you gets all da benjermins.

bitch better suction my trach so I can makes my Benjermins

by quindarious June 6, 2010

Benjamen

The most amazing guy. He is super attractive :) He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He awlways know exactly what to say, and can always make you smile. He gives the best advice, and is really patient. He fights for what he loves, and is incredibly loyal. He is absolutley fantastic :)

Girl 1 "oh wow, he is awesome!"
Girl 2 "I know, right? he is so Benjamen!"

by emblaze November 26, 2010

Beermentia

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

by thead May 29, 2010

betterment

to make improve

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps

by aye roll December 28, 2010