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benjermen 

a fucking asshole who thinks of him
benjermen who thinks that
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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

Benjermins 

When yer so money you gets all da benjermins.
bitch better suction my trach so I can makes my Benjermins
Benjermins by quindarious June 6, 2010
The most amazing guy. He is super attractive :) He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He awlways know exactly what to say, and can always make you smile. He gives the best advice, and is really patient. He fights for what he loves, and is incredibly loyal. He is absolutley fantastic :)
Girl 1 "oh wow, he is awesome!"
Girl 2 "I know, right? he is so Benjamen!"
Benjamen by emblaze November 26, 2010

Beermentia 

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded
"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA
Beermentia by thead May 29, 2010

betterment 

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps
betterment by aye roll December 28, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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