benjermen 

a fucking asshole who thinks of him

benjermen who thinks that

benjermen by jewhGjiojWLK;GJAEGEGYERG May 10, 2018

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

Benjermins 

When yer so money you gets all da benjermins.

bitch better suction my trach so I can makes my Benjermins

Benjermins by quindarious June 6, 2010

Benjamen

The most amazing guy. He is super attractive :) He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He awlways know exactly what to say, and can always make you smile. He gives the best advice, and is really patient. He fights for what he loves, and is incredibly loyal. He is absolutley fantastic :)

Girl 1 "oh wow, he is awesome!"
Girl 2 "I know, right? he is so Benjamen!"

Benjamen by emblaze November 26, 2010

Beermentia 

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

Beermentia by thead May 29, 2010

betterment 

to make improve

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps

betterment by aye roll December 28, 2010