Beermentia

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

Beermentia by thead May 29, 2010

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beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

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Beermnesia

Beer induced amnesia. When you are too drunk to remember the secrets that should never be told. What happens at the bar should stay at the bar.

Ohh shit I have the worst beermnesia, I have no idea what you did last night...

Beermnesia by Hellert October 4, 2018

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bementia

A condition in which a person with the last name of Bement appears to have dementia.

I've got a bad case of bementia right now!

bementia by hurstlax December 13, 2004

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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