Beermentia

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

by thead May 29, 2010

beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

Beermnesia

Beer induced amnesia. When you are too drunk to remember the secrets that should never be told. What happens at the bar should stay at the bar.

Ohh shit I have the worst beermnesia, I have no idea what you did last night...

by Hellert October 4, 2018

bementia

A condition in which a person with the last name of Bement appears to have dementia.

I've got a bad case of bementia right now!

by hurstlax December 13, 2004