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belthead 

a word that sounds like a racial slur but it isn't
"You're a fucking belthead"
Words you can keep
A Bolthead is a person who tends to be a bit of a chav, but Bolthead was coined long before chav was in common use.I first heard the term ''Bolthead'' in 1979, in Kingston upon Thames, UK, in these circumstances- i was short of my busfare, and so was my friend, and he said, ''don't worry, put yer best Bolthead voice on, and ask for a child ticket'' we were teens- he said boltheads were rough or ''common'' types, that have little culture, the sort one now sees on programmes such as ''Jeremy Kyle''
Avoid Broadmead on a Saturday, it's full of boltheads and their bolthead kids, clogging up the shops with their buggies strollers.

There is a Match on today, so the streets will be packed with boltheads.
Bolthead by Oldoaktree April 16, 2011

Bellheading 

The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.

This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.

It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.
Fancy going bellheading today Brad?

I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.

I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.

I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.
Bellheading by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011

bellhead 

A) A phone company employee that typically believes in networks based on circuit switching as opposed to packet switching.

B) A derrogatory term that refers to telephone company shills or employees that defend the Bell system or the telephone companies from any and all criticism, regardless of validity and even, in some cases, when those companies do wrong.
Bogey780 is such a bellhead. Whenever it comes down to a discussion regarding telecom issues, it sounds like he's reading a telecom talking points memo.
bellhead by Nethead July 21, 2006
American jobsite slang for an ironworker.
"Johnson? Classic bolthead. Thinks all us carpenters bend nails all day."
Bolthead by Claysmith January 17, 2018

bellhead 

The tip of one's penis.
Someone who acts like a penis.
Dude stop being such a fucking bellhead.

Why don't ya rub ma bellhead, bitch!
bellhead by Isgrimnur March 30, 2003

bellhead 

When the colour of someones hair is the colour of a bellend.
Alex Penrice is a bellhead
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