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Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.
Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.
Inspired by the decor of the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV - it is ornately fabulous, but not stuffy; overdressed but still hip.
I must say, William, your jacket is sooo bellage - it really compliments your Movado watch.
bellage by Unique Nuyorque October 9, 2012
Puerto Rican slang for someone who’s very horny
Yo soy bellacoso
Bellacoso by Reggiana December 5, 2019
Puertorican slang for horny when referred to a woman. For a guy it would be bellaco. Other alteratons for the word are: bellacon/a(very horny)
bellaca by Cici March 9, 2004
In Puerto Rico (adjective). The Puerto Rican definition of the word differs greatly from the Spanish original meanings, e.g., "astute", "canny", "deceitful", etc. In Puerto Rico the word is mostly used to imply lustfulness, an unbridled sexual desire in a person or animal.

1. A sexually excited person or animal.

2. Referred to a person, given to lust.

3. Referring to a thing (e.g., food, clothing, footwear), that looks great, cool, delicious.
1. Almandito está bien bellaco, anda con el bicho por fuera mirando a las muchachas (Almandito is very horny, he is walking with his cock out looking at the girls).

2. Paquito es de los tipos más bellacos del mundo, se lo metería hasta a un puercoespín si lo dejan! (Paquito is one of the most lecherous, lustful and horny guys in the world, he would fuck even a porcupine if allowed!).

3. Las nuevas tennis de Jordan se ven bien bellacas!! No como las de LeBron que son bien mierdas!! (Jordan's new tennis shoes look dope!! Not like LeBron's that are really shitty!!).

4. El mofongo que hace Beyonce es el más bellaco, siempre le mete chicharrones! (The mashed plantains that Beyonce cooks is the best, she always puts pork rinds in it!)
Bellaco by Gran Duque February 16, 2023

pisces bellacum 

latin for 'warlike fish'. a blood-sport in which players each buy a goldfish with the aim of their goldfish being the last one to be alive. players may dispose of their opponent's fish in whatever way they see fit.
"wow that was an awesome round of pisces bellacum, i miss my fish though"
pisces bellacum by Magnifico April 5, 2007