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an intricate swiss-made watch often referred to "the museum watch" Has no numbers, because rich people do not have to be on time. They are usually the boss.
I was unable to tell Susie the time on my movado, it was half past the gold dot.
movado by Drenam February 2, 2003
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The true bosses watch. Does not have a ticker or markings, because the boss doesn't have to be on time. Prices range from around $1,000 - $10,000+.
The employee wears Fossil, the boss wears Movado.
movado by jimmy johnny June 1, 2006
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No sense of urgency if there are no hands to give you the true time!
The Movado Award was given for achievement, despite no true sense of direction.
movado by Not The Winner August 22, 2003

Movado cock 

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.
In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

Pulling a Monado 

Falling off a bridge or island during a match of skywars in minecraft without any sort of force pushing the object off.
Held: Monado now don't you dare pull a Monado
Monado: I wont pull any sort of Monado Today!
Held: Monado i swear you're pulling a monado as we speak.
Pulling a Monado by MonadoSenpai September 26, 2015

besos mojados 

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.
besos mojados by Mickey15 June 1, 2010
Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
mojados by Earl the Redneck Cracker September 16, 2009
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