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The true bosses watch. Does not have a ticker or markings, because the boss doesn't have to be on time. Prices range from around $1,000 - $10,000+.
The employee wears Fossil, the boss wears Movado.
movado by jimmy johnny June 1, 2006
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No sense of urgency if there are no hands to give you the true time!
The Movado Award was given for achievement, despite no true sense of direction.
movado by Not The Winner August 22, 2003

Movado cock 

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.
In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

Pulling a Monado 

Falling off a bridge or island during a match of skywars in minecraft without any sort of force pushing the object off.
Held: Monado now don't you dare pull a Monado
Monado: I wont pull any sort of Monado Today!
Held: Monado i swear you're pulling a monado as we speak.
Pulling a Monado by MonadoSenpai September 26, 2015

besos mojados 

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.
besos mojados by Mickey15 June 1, 2010
Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
mojados by Earl the Redneck Cracker September 16, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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