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bell boy
A teenage boy who attends Bellarmine College Prep, is most likely good more than one sport, and if not is crazy smart. Bellarmine boys frequently hook up with girls known as presbians, but also steal the girls from other schools that suck, like St. Francis, Mitty, and whatever public school is nearest their house. Bellarmine boys are made fun of for going to an all boys school, but the haters of Bellarmine are jealous because they get so much poon.
Jessica: Oooh look at that hot guy over there
Jenny: He's a Bell boy..... go have sex with him
Jessica: OK! :D that would be fun!
Jenny: He's a Bell boy..... go have sex with him
Jessica: OK! :D that would be fun!
bell boy by asthmaticrino555 June 11, 2011
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Bell Boy
When someone is walking and from behind someone reaches between their legs and pulls down on their nutsack
Bell Boy by bigmoneybiz January 29, 2007
JAMES THE BELL BOY
Yes JAMES THE BELL BOY is HOMOSEXUAL BUTT he is one of the most intelligent and aware people you can meet as the NIESON RATINGS as his is rated I (MINNIEAPOLIS BRAND) and he has a CORNocopia (not just from ST. PAUL or ST. RUT ) of friends as there are AYES everywhere as those van "PRESTON " ALLEN" BELts (TOUGH SHIT for ANAL ALAN ) as GROVER has just entered his LIFE from the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP where JAMES SAT but no worries as the DAWNing of where TONY ORLANDO in VEGAS-PARADIDE that important BELL you can ring for JAMES THE BELL BOY is EN EL COPA the MAN I LOW CHINI BARRY WYNN FLAVORED as just like O'CONNOR we will always need those BELL RECORDS from JAMES THE BELL BOY so we will not get ICED unexpectedly like anywhere around the RAPID BANKER'S LIFE.
As JANES THE BELL BOY dropped me off at HAWKS GAY SPA and advanced me money where I stayed to play or just sleep BUTT GARY BREWER AND LOU ANNE trespassed me from ENTOURAGE as the METH THING never sat well with me and "I NEVER sat well with LADY GAGA or LADY GEORGIA as she whisked passed me on TROPICANA . AS the HOMOSEXUALS everywhere included at "BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO have had "COLD FEET "" with me "so I WAS RIGHT , " THIS IS OUR SONG by ABOVE AND BEYOND as the HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION proves it day in day out the amount of problems of inner group hostility so STEPHANIE JOANNE GERMONOTTA help is not needed.
As JANES THE BELL BOY dropped me off at HAWKS GAY SPA and advanced me money where I stayed to play or just sleep BUTT GARY BREWER AND LOU ANNE trespassed me from ENTOURAGE as the METH THING never sat well with me and "I NEVER sat well with LADY GAGA or LADY GEORGIA as she whisked passed me on TROPICANA . AS the HOMOSEXUALS everywhere included at "BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO have had "COLD FEET "" with me "so I WAS RIGHT , " THIS IS OUR SONG by ABOVE AND BEYOND as the HOMOSEXUAL POPULATION proves it day in day out the amount of problems of inner group hostility so STEPHANIE JOANNE GERMONOTTA help is not needed.
JAMES THE BELL BOY by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 11, 2022
Brown Bell-boy
When both scrotum are inserted inside the anus along with the penis. ie: 'bringing the bags in'. This can be done either with or without the help of the recipient of the bell-boy without effecting the name.
"Some dude said he wanted me to give him a brown bell-boy!"
"Did you go for it?"
"Yeah man, not like I'm ever going to get the chance with my girlfriend."
"True-say"
"Did you go for it?"
"Yeah man, not like I'm ever going to get the chance with my girlfriend."
"True-say"
Brown Bell-boy by Samnig November 22, 2006
Bell Bottom Boy
A boy who dresses in 1970s rock musician-inspired attire, generally also with a shag haircut, in order to try to sleep with your grandma. They also enjoy taking photos and videos of themself in front of petrol stations.
Bell Bottom Boy by Issan_Sumisu April 9, 2023
Bellboy
Bellboy by LaurenceLipski October 7, 2007
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Pee Calculus
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