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Bel Air Middle. A Place that is now filled with fallston, south hampton, and returning bel air kids.its pretty gay. All it is is fish teachers, fallston kids thinking their the shit, south hampton hard asses, guys who think they can get any girl and their gonna get laid after the big bel air homecomming, when there in middle school, its a highschool game, and the highschool is so poor it took 60 years for them to raise enough money to build a new school, and there home comming is somewhere like edgewood. The girls think there the the shit, bringing in their cameras, taking their pictures for myspace, dressing all scene, doing their make up in the bathroom when it dosent matter because 95% of them are ugly as shit and havent had their period yet.
fallston kid: Dude all these bel air Middle kids suck because i have to run the turkry trot!

South Hampton Kid- Yeah I know. I hate How all htese kids shop at K- mart.
bel air middle by Lukegoon December 3, 2007

bel air middle school

A place where about no one knows what the school colors are. Where No one gives a fuck about the pep rallys. BAMS is sandwiched between the nurtured Homestead Wakefield Elem. and the pot filled, hell hole Bel Air High. Where just about 99% of the students go on to BAHS and the other one percent is frowned upon when they get into H.S. like Harford Tech & SMA. Half of your class is probably the cool crowd, and everyone knows eachother. Where BAMS is the only school that has the mentally disabled kids cleaning the cafeteria. The teachers are all pedos. The phrases, "go back and walk" "anddd were jogging" "Save the Drama for your llama" "Waiting on you" and more, are heard every day. The millions of push-ups and sit-ups we do should be illegal. Where the damn mile run, turkey trot, and pacer seem like the olympics. When you walk past the main gym doors and the reek from the locker rooms drifts down the whole hallway. Where the staff jumps on your ass if your shorts/skirt are above mid-thigh. Where the boys at BAMS are just as needy/slutty/bitchy as the girls. When relationships last a week, girls go out with their boyfriend and his friend until they've been in a relationship at one point with every boy in their grade. A place where 5 minutes after a fight happens the whole school including the staff knows about it. Where the end of the school year softball tournament is also treated like the fucking Olympics and is the only remotely fun gym related thing.
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Bel Air Middle School

This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.
Bel Air Middle School is a school located in the somewhat decent town of Bel Air, Maryland
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