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Also known as E.V.E (Edibly Viable Evolution), bekn or beknz refers to a person or peoplez who identify as a crispy and delicious pork product that is generally known for it's tasty interaction with eggz at breakfast. Those who identify as Beknz may be slightly odd, but are loyal, love to laugh, make new friendz, are likely carnivorous, and have a love of some sort of adult beverage.

IF YOU DON'T IDENTIFY AS A BEKN, there is a high likelihood that you also probably hate things such as: babies, puppies, steak, money, and nibblez. The surgeon general does warn that not identifying as a bekn could be hazardous to your health.

Side effects may include: Gluttony, Cannabalism, Excess smiling, and Phantosmia.
Bekn livez matter too.

Our hideout is the beknz orchard, just past the elder tree.
bekn by Mammae Erraticae °°° January 14, 2019
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beknighted 

adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. "knighted") authority. Important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense.
Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."

It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
beknighted by wouldaben December 18, 2010
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beknownst 

To be beknownst is to be inunbeknownst. In other words, it is the opposite of unbeknownst.
Well beknownst to him, the setting sun denoted the beginning of the night.
beknownst by jmelzy February 24, 2012
a clandestine karate chop to the back of the knee, literally translated as "behind the knee"
BAM! you just got bekneed!
beknee by ivana sunnovavich November 22, 2009
If your name is Beknur it means you are the best player of mobile legends and you've got many talents like playing guitar, solving problem and being fun. Don't forget, people whose name is Beknur, always will be Beka and it's fact.
Don't worry Beknur will help you!
Beknur by Beqxc November 20, 2021
Very interesting, cute and the most wise person that I have ever met in my life. Also, they used to write poems, so Beknur is very good at expressing their feelings in in-ordinary way, and that makes them really special.
One of Beknur’s friends “lost” their friend
Beknur: people come and go, and we just should learn lesson from it , get inspiration.
beknur by Beknur’s friend November 21, 2021
Beknur is a dum name to be called
Don't be like Beknur
Beknur by Beknur November 23, 2021
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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