Also known as E.V.E (Edibly Viable Evolution), bekn or beknz refers to a person or peoplez who identify as a crispy and delicious pork product that is generally known for it's tasty interaction with eggz at breakfast. Those who identify as Beknz may be slightly odd, but are loyal, love to laugh, make new friendz, are likely carnivorous, and have a love of some sort of adult beverage.
IF YOU DON'T IDENTIFY AS A BEKN, there is a high likelihood that you also probably hate things such as: babies, puppies, steak, money, and nibblez. The surgeon general does warn that not identifying as a bekn could be hazardous to your health.
Side effects may include: Gluttony, Cannabalism, Excess smiling, and Phantosmia.
IF YOU DON'T IDENTIFY AS A BEKN, there is a high likelihood that you also probably hate things such as: babies, puppies, steak, money, and nibblez. The surgeon general does warn that not identifying as a bekn could be hazardous to your health.
Side effects may include: Gluttony, Cannabalism, Excess smiling, and Phantosmia.
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Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."
It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
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Beknur: people come and go, and we just should learn lesson from it , get inspiration.
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