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fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.
After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.
by wouldaben January 4, 2011
Get the Unemployment Cooties mug.description of a woman's lower abdomen in which her waist hangs concave below her hip bones and pubic mound (vulva) creating the impression that her lower abdomen is concave like a spoon. The effect is heightened if her hip bones are set wide apart and she has a narrow upper body - like the handle of the spoon.
by wouldaben January 4, 2011
Get the spoon hips mug.a combination of the words "vulva" and "voracious" suggesting one who is hungry for vulva. Describes one who greatly desires to perform cunnilingus or other oral stimulation of the vulva.
I was vulvoracious after watching that hot model wearing lingerie; I wanted to pull down her panties, surround her vulva in my mouth, and lick her to orgasm right then and there.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
Get the vulvoracious mug.a young woman or girl who views the constant pursuit of thinness as an inherent and integral aspect of being female. Diet girls constantly restrict their calorie intake, talk about their efforts to be thinner, and praise others who have lost weight, and they tend to giggle when talking about their own efforts at weight-loss. Their world-view is that thinner is always better, and they don't think about much else. Unlike the stereotypical anorexic, diet girls are not self-loathing; they are not capable of the introspective ability necessary for self-loathing. Their outlook is superficially cheery and shallow. Diet girls are always thin but they always want to be thinner. Fat girls who constantly talk about dieting and weight-loss are merely imitators hoping that their talk will make others mistake them for thin girls.
I knew Stephanie was a diet girl from the moment I met her. The first thing I heard her say was, "I ordered the egg-white omelet because it had no carbs or fat, but I could barely finish half of it. Tee-hee-hee. Slimette lost weight recently and she looks great. I'm trying to lose 10 pounds." Stephanie was model-thin already and gorgeous because of it, but she was an absolute bore when it came to conversation.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
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The only thing better than a beautiful woman wearing panties is a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
Get the panties mug.breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.
Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.
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Get the breast buds mug.a contest between two women to see who can lose the most weight or be the thinnest by a given time. A diet dual may be proposed to resolve a disagreement between the contestants, much like the sword and gun duals in the days of yore.
Keira and Alessandra argued bitterly over who was sexier. Finally, they decided to settle their dispute with a diet dual. Whoever had the lowest BMI (Body Mass Index) by Valentine's Day would be declared the sexier of the two.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
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