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beknighted 

adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. "knighted") authority. Important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense.
Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."

It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
beknighted by wouldaben December 18, 2010
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Benighted 

Benighted are a sweet death metal band.
Mourning Affliction by Benighted owns!
Benighted by Elayor January 8, 2009
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benighted 

1:overtaken by darkness or night.
2:existing in a state of intellectual, moral, or social
darkness : unenlightened.
Thus, Pinker points out that George W. Bush's benighted policy on stem cell research derives from an archaic conception of the Ghost in the Machine,the notion that "ensoulment" occurs when sperm meets egg, thereby presumably rendering each fertilized zygote a human being.

Benighted 

The inexplicable sense of peace which descends upon one in the wee hours of the morning.
I was benighted in a pause between beverages at 4am, one evening.
Benighted by Rachel Bridger-Dee January 15, 2006

Benighted 

Benighted is one of the best death metal bands ever. Another great brutal metal band from France! Benighted's main influences include Cannibal Corpse and Marduk, their music has evolved through the years by combining different genres with brutal death metal - for example they have had (and always have) a punkish sound in it, other times black metal, and mainly grindcore. I myself put them under goregrind.
But labels dont matter a shit!, because they are FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!11!1

Benighted is:
* Julien Truchan - Vocals (1998-present)
* Olivier Gabriel - Guitar (1998-present)
* Liem N'Guyen - Guitar (and occasionally bass) (1998-present)
* Eric Lombard - Bass (2004-present)
* Kevin Foley - Drums (2006-present)


They have made 5 albums that are like hour long orgasms..

* Benighted (2000)
* Psychose (2002)
* Insane Cephalic Production (2003)
* Identisick (2006)
* Icon (2007)
You: U like Benighted?
Me: FUCK YEAH! The riffing in the end of Blind to the World made my ffing ears bleed! BR00TAL!!!! \,,/ LONG LIVE BENIGHTEDZ0RS!!
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