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the berzerker

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Australian (melbourne) industrial death metal band

the frontman (singer) used to be a gabba-dj, and this infuences their songs. They play at an insane speed (drummer used to have the world record for snare drumming at 19.13 bps) and use distorted 909 kick drums. They have two 'singers' one with a death metal growl and one with a black metal screech, both of whom sing at an insane speed.
On their first album they used a drumcomputer, but on their second (with songs like: death reveals, pure hatred and no one wins) you can hear the speed of a real person.
The berzerker wears weird animalistic masks, because they dont want to be human.
The berzerker is probably the fastest and most intense band there is. Pure extremity.

for more info: http://www.theberzerker.com/info.htm
to get a good idea of thier music, you should listen tracks like: reality, pure hatred, betrayal, massacre and last mistake,my favorites

http://www.theberzerker.com/Videos.htm
http://www.theberzerker.com/sounds.htm
the berzerker by EasterMaggot May 13, 2005

Berserker 

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Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.
With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.
Berserker by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Dump Berserker 

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A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.
The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
Dump Berserker by theanaljoust December 19, 2006

Bezerkeley 

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Let's go to Bezerkely and harass some hippies.
Bezerkeley by TeknoTurd May 27, 2004

Berzerkeley

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A slang term used to describe beautiful Berkeley, California, and the total kooks living there. Hippies, yuppies, gays, lesbians, and yanni-loving new age freaks have been converging on this Bay area city since the 60's.

It seems that the social, cultural, and political happenings at UC Berkeley during that time served as the impetus for the mass migration.

Known as a politically & socially liberal mecca, Berzerkeley will always be a favorite destination for freaks from all over the world.

Berzerk + Berkeley = Berzerkeley
Berzerkeley by DC Breddren August 8, 2007

Berserker 

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1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard
sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage
Berserker by berserker November 14, 2003
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