1 definition by Uncle Fun
A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012