begel

A weird pronunciation of the word "bagel". Usually refers to the round breakfast food with the hole in the center.

"Could you pass me a begel?"

"You mean a bagel?"

by Michael D October 7, 2006

begel

like Kegels but for your bunghole.

Phil knew he should do his begels before Rob came by for his visit.

by shilzy September 28, 2009

Begel

A bagel with an egg cooked into the center of it. Essentially egg bread, but with a bagel.

Since, we only have bagels and eggs I'm going to make a begel for breakfast.

by Optimus M February 21, 2020

Begel

Similar to the vaginal excercise known as the “kegel”, the begel is an excercise performed by mans specifically for the anus also known as boy pussy.

Oh my daddy mark really wrecked my bussy last night, I’m gonna need to do my begels to get it ready for him again!

by Binktender July 24, 2018

Begel

The act of performing a butt kegel.

To help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.

by TheOnlyBRB January 21, 2015

Begels

Butt Kegels that strengthen your sphincter.

Did you do your begels today

by Pedro kulmak January 20, 2021

Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo

by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020