behoof

advantage, profit

- why you push drugs in the school
- for my behoof

behoof by sholy hit June 29, 2011

Behoove 

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

Behoove by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

Behoove 

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

Behoove by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008

Bahoofie 

A woman of any color that exibits ridiculous/ghetto unlady-like behavior ie twerking, having ones neck crooked like a chicken, speaking as if they have no formal education.

Yo did you see that bahoofie at the club that was all on me? Yo she was twerkin' on everybody then had the nerve to ask me for a drink. Bitch swerve!"

Bahoofie by Black_Stallion February 12, 2015

Behoovinator 

A pompous bogan who over uses obscure words in the queens English and speaks with a fake british accent.

I got rignalled by the behoovinator. Seriously, who uses the word 'behove' in a sentence?

Behoovinator by OrcChops November 9, 2011

Behooves 

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

Behooves by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019

behooves 

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

behooves by ElBorracho February 23, 2005