Behooves
What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.
Behooves by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019
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behooves
v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.
BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.
BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.
behooves by ElBorracho February 23, 2005
Behooves
Another word for boobs.
This woman has big behooves.
Behooves by notsponsed November 7, 2019
Behoove
A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”
Behoove by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021
Behoove
To be advantageous to or appropriate.
"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."
Behoove by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008
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behoovergasted by bonethugshawty May 18, 2021
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