behoovery

the presence of a large amount of behooving moments

There's a lot of behoovery going on around here.

by thwegg December 2, 2009

Behoove

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

befoolery

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.

The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.

by ClearBleac May 12, 2010

Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008

Behooves

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019

behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

behoovergasted

it’s like flabbergasted (surprised) but even more.

i was BEHOOVERGASTED that she had the balls to post that

by bonethugshawty May 18, 2021