Behooves

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

by Brittnayyyyyy May 05, 2019

Behooves

Another word for boobs.

This woman has big behooves.

by notsponsed November 07, 2019

Behoove

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

by JulesTheCrow March 21, 2008

behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 24, 2005

Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

by alonerwatchintv December 29, 2011