behooving 

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

behooving by ashley September 21, 2004

silly behaving 

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

silly behaving by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012

Behoovinator 

A pompous bogan who over uses obscure words in the queens English and speaks with a fake british accent.

I got rignalled by the behoovinator. Seriously, who uses the word 'behove' in a sentence?

Behoovinator by OrcChops November 9, 2011

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

Behaving British by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

behoovergasted 

it’s like flabbergasted (surprised) but even more.

i was BEHOOVERGASTED that she had the balls to post that

behoovergasted by bonethugshawty May 18, 2021

Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

Behaving British by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016

behaving

verb
1. To conduct oneself in a specified way, usually meant in a sarcastic fashion.

Brynn says she's been behaving lately...pssht, I know I have!!

behaving by june harber April 28, 2008