Behoove

A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”

Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.

by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021

Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008

Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

by alonerwatchintv December 31, 2011

behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up in a way in which the opponent's ankles are shattered and the behoover partakes in a ritualistic dance (i.e. Harlem Shake) with a member of his own team. This eventually leads to the person who has been behooved to be booed off the court, only to be raplaced by another unsuspecting player.

Get off da damn court Jamarcus, u just yo ass behooved by Jamalcom. Fo shiggety.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003

behoove

To embarass, befuddle, cross someone up so bad so that their ankles break

Jamalcom was behooved by Jamarcus so bad that his ankles broke and he began crying as Jamarcus harlem-shaked and the ladies flocked to him cuz he's a P.I.M.P.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003

behoove

to urge or threaten another person to run

"Don't make me behoove you."

by Female Asian Holden October 10, 2003