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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
Related Words

besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
A small egg shaped "charm" that sports, in no real semblance of a face, all the features of a face - nose, eyes, mouth. When activated, the Behelit's facial features come into alignment. At this point in time, the God Hand is summoned forth.

The red version of the Behelit, which allows its bearer to become one of the God Hand, has been known to cry blood when activated.
He wore a Behelit around his neck.
behelit by Kyle Ripman June 6, 2004
Bermet is a girl’s name. Which meanspearl”.
Bermet is very kindhearted girl.
Bermet by Becky Gr April 16, 2020