behermoth

(bee-her-moth) word used to describe an extrmely fat ass mofo thats blubber is completly obstructing your path in the hall or ilse of some store that you must go to extreme legths to overcome or completly destroy.

that women is such a behermoth

Guy: "excuse me"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "excuse me mam"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "are you ok"
behermoth: *huff huff huff* (slowly begins to glide down isle)
guy: "OH MY GOD THERES A CART DOWN THERE, JESUS THATS THE BIGGEST BEHERMOTH I EVA SAW!!!!" (man screams into night)

by Aaron Adkins December 9, 2008

Behemoth

Behemoth something very large or of great size and strength. Behemoth is commonly associated with a very large and powerful creature.

In the book of Job Chapter 40 of the bible God refers to the Behemoth as a great creature of the land with unsurpassed strength and size.

by Kevin Monroe February 8, 2004

Behemoth bitch

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.

1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.

by Lee Ons July 21, 2011

Behemoth

Behemoth is an Extreme Death Metal band that comes from Poland. They play some of the heaviest and harshest music ever heard by human ears. Their lyrics are also quite insane.

Behemoth has a guitar player named Nergal who is one of the most skilled artists in Metal.

by Cannibalistic Bastard March 23, 2005

Behemoth cheeks

Cheeks of the behemoth complexion

Wow sir those sure are some fine BEHEMOTH CHEEKS may I stroke them?

by Anglo saxon egg November 2, 2017

Big Behemoth

A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.

Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!

by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020

behemoth

a huge or monstrous creature. can ski parallel and loves industrial powerplants in the doncaster area. also drops speakers for fun.

Cloe Dyson is a behemoth

by behemoth123 February 3, 2019