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besmaggled 

To be completely and utterly as stoned (under the influence of marijuana) as humanly possibly.
"Dude, I was so besmaggled after that chron sesh, I felt like a lump of modeling clay waiting to be molded and moved."
besmaggled by Sanctimonious January 10, 2009

Bedraggled Shirker 

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

Bedraggled 

A northern term.
Proceeding word is usually 'Proper'

The term Bedraggled usually refers to the way a person looks.

They could look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Someone who's left a little dried drool on their cheek from the morning and is told to clean themselves up by the homeless

Lack of washing or grooming usually occurs.
Even Mr.Muscle would decline

'Wow. She's a bedraggled mess this mornin. look at that drool! Wipe ya face ya scruffy old tart!' says the homeless man.
Bedraggled by SeaLife March 25, 2011
to be confused or lost when someone says something dumb or something your to dumb to understand
Sarah this show begoggles me
man that teacher begoggled me yesterday
begoggled by besty moore June 29, 2008
To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules
My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..
Beagled by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003
I'm totally beagled
Beagled by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010