Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003

Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010

Beagled

Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.

Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"

by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014

Beagled

One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

Beagled

One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome

by Aratos August 23, 2003

Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!

That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.

by Dog Hunter9988 June 12, 2019

beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.

"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"

by Joe/Joseph/Boycie/Fred/Bassman May 30, 2004