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To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules
My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..
Beagled by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003
Words you can keep
I'm totally beagled
Beagled by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010
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Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.
Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"
Beagled by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014
One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome
Beagled by Aratos August 23, 2003
One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome
Beagled by Aratos August 23, 2003
To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.
Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?
Bealed by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

Sad Beagle 

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.
" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."
Sad Beagle by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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