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Before You Go 

1) What your boss says to you when you don't leave work fast enough
"Ok I'll see ya later man...." (Tries rushing out door)
"Ok see ya man, OH.. (stops you from leaving) Before You Go, sweep.."
Before You Go by sebby1234 March 4, 2021
Words you can keep

Before you go to Hollywood 

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.
Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 

A great fucking song by Wham!. Yes they diserve the exmation point.
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is a great song.

10 seconds before you go-go 

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.
I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself 

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the [two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. 

hermione granger - the philosophers stone
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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