beetlenose 

A word used to indicate someone with a pointy, large, or otherwise deformed nose. Often used in a deflamatory way, beetlenose stems from the latin words beetlus, meaning crippled, and nose, meaning eye.

That waiter is beetlenose

beetlenose by thegerrid July 31, 2004

bottlenosed 

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Bottlenose Dolphin 

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

Bottlenose Dolphin by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Bottlenose Dolphin 

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

Bottlenose Dolphin by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Beetlebrose 

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.

Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.

Beetlebrose by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018

Bottlenose 

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

Bottlenose by Pat November 3, 2004

Bottlenosed 

When you are been set up in a situation there seems to be no way out or trapped. Most likely result will end by pouring you out generally seen as a mark of respect that you are gone. Due to the bottlenose reference to Dolphins they come in packs so more than one is involved helping as they do when hunting, they like to play together and enjoying sex with multiple partners or orgies.

" Did you heard about Clo she's been bottlenosed to go back and get another clinical attack"

Bottlenosed by anonymous March 30, 2025