Crigg

The oldest human…. So very bald and crotchety. Kidnaps milk carton women to make them watch VHR recorded Vikings games from the 80’s. Hates all people and things. Has survived several meteor attacks and plagues. Will probably never die.
Crigg has seen it all…. Literally
by TheLeague2018 August 03, 2021
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Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.
Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.
by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018
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Inbreducation

noun- The nurtured level of improper and inadequate schooling and intelligence gained by having a long line of unnatural inter-familial copulation.
That Geaslander obtained his inbreducation from his bruncle in Paint Rock.
by TheLeague2018 September 15, 2020
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Geaslander

A person born of Incestrial fornication, of whom cannot break the chains of incest only to practice incest often as an adult... often with his sister. Another common trait of a Geaslander is similar to a Karen... one who needs a manager right this minute or else. The final, and most important characteristic of a Geaslander is that he or she is famously terrible at Fantasy Football.
That poor Geaslander really never had a chance... probably Trump’s fault.
by TheLeague2018 May 22, 2020
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