Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.
Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.
by TheLeague2018 December 16, 2018
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