Beesker
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boesker
Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!"
Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."
Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."
Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."
Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."
Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
Beeker Cheap
Beeker Cheap by Remart October 20, 2016
Beerker
A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.
Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"
*Card comes up a Queen*
Everyone else: "Beerker!"
*Card comes up a Queen*
Everyone else: "Beerker!"
Beerker by Camden Maine May 16, 2010
beeker
The tall, skinny Oscar-Meyer-esque Muppet in the Muppet show.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
beeker by Short green dude with glasses in the Muppets December 9, 2008