A drinking
game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and
poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the
bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the
bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the
bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The
game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager
anything humanly possible.
Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and
cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card
will be a 5!"
*Card comes up a
Queen*
Everyone else: "Beerker!"