by G$ July 11, 2002
What a douchnozzle calls a bmw automobile. Douchenozzles who drive "bimmers" will make sure that the unwashed masses do not call them "beemer"; to do so is apparently a grave offense against car enthusiasts everywhere, as a beemer is a BMW motorcycle.
Person 1: Nice beemer!
Person 2: It's a bimmer, idiot.
Person 1: *Punch* Who cares, you condescending bucket of douche? Get over it. BEEEMER!!!!
Person 2: It's a bimmer, idiot.
Person 1: *Punch* Who cares, you condescending bucket of douche? Get over it. BEEEMER!!!!
by Jolly-pay-no October 07, 2010
by Chapel April 03, 2003
Wanker American: Look at that AWESOME Bimmer!
Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.
Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.
by Choadie January 23, 2009
A person who is in love with BMW's and only BMW's stating that once you buy a BMW you will never buy any other type of car.
by Zaine Schwain May 25, 2010
A douchebag that thinks that BMW's are the greatest cars of all time. Bimmer Fag's will often talk about how fast their 325i's are, and how "stanced out their ride is."
Bimmer Fag #1: Yo broseph, I just put my stock 525 on bags, and that shit looks hella clean bro, you know bro?
Bimmer Fag #2: No way broseidon, how about my completely factory 323i, shit is looking hella flush with my CCW wheels, bro. Lets go pick up some fat fucking slimeball bitches and fuck 'em in our cars.
Bimmer Fag #1: Yo, good idea bro-beans! Lets fuck eachother's assholes awhile.
Bimmer Fag #2: No way broseidon, how about my completely factory 323i, shit is looking hella flush with my CCW wheels, bro. Lets go pick up some fat fucking slimeball bitches and fuck 'em in our cars.
Bimmer Fag #1: Yo, good idea bro-beans! Lets fuck eachother's assholes awhile.
by turb0nikka April 18, 2018
Friend: Yo that girl is so hot. How'd you get with her:
Me: Well we were Bimmer buddies so it just happened.
Me: Well we were Bimmer buddies so it just happened.
by ThatOneDouchebag February 08, 2016