beerner

When a beer tastes so good, it gives you a spontaneous boner.

"Dude, last night I tasted this beer at a beer tasting and it gave me a total beerner!"

by Hyperaidan December 28, 2016

tim berners lee

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.

Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.

by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

Beernes

In spanish, word that refeers to viernes (beernes) the best day of all the week!! shots shots shots!!

Nos vemos el beernes...
vamos a chupar beernes no??

by 0s0 June 5, 2011

BeenerKeeKee19952

A kid/man on Youtube who makes videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. Such songs include Katy Perry's Teenage Dream and Far East Movement's Like A G6. Even though he is terrible at remembering the lyrics, he gets most of his thumbs from his weird, awkward looks. Some girls thinks he's adorable, everyone else is freaked out.

Guy: Have you seen BeenerKeeKee19952's new video?

Girl: Yeah, he's so cute, I love his cover of Teenage Dream.

Guy: He's creepy and doesn't even sing the songs. Just saying.

by YoUrMoThErSeNtMeAgIfTbAsKeT October 19, 2010

beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

by Woody Wood December 10, 2006