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beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.
No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

Beersness 

An important occasion or business venture, which involves alcohol.
Last Saturday night I had an important beersness meeting.
Beersness by theurbanfiend June 21, 2011

beernertia 

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.
her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

beerfest 

the best movie ever created in the history of great movies
beerfest was a great movie
beerfest by Meredithisyomama September 5, 2006

beerfestify

1) v. To give unto another the movie Beerfest.
Hey, bitch, beerfestify me!
beerfestify by The Borsch February 24, 2007