beerkkake

Dumping beer on a womans vagina as she pisses everywhere.

-"Yo bro do u remember what happened last night?"
-"Yeah we beerkkake on that bitch so hard."
-"Dude I think that was my mom"

beerkkake by pizzapie94 October 2, 2014

beerflakes

What happens when a desperate (single) guy has no milk in the morning for the cornflakes.
Mixing it with Beer.

John: Hey dude, I made some awesome beerflakes.
Sam: We still have milk you know.
John: Yeah but it's so much better this way.
Sam: I wanna move out.

beerflakes by BonkPower October 20, 2010

beardkake 

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

beardkake by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011

Beerkake 

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.

The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.

Beerkake by IBX1 July 8, 2010

beefkake 

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.

Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.

beefkake by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012

beerkakke 

When, while chugging a beer, you spill it all over your face, neck and chest.

See also jim the cop'd.

Origin: The Zane Lamprey Show Podcast February, 2014

Zane and Steve were having a chugging contest but Steve was disqualified when he beerkakked all over himself.

beerkakke by Radio Rogue March 14, 2014

Brewkkake 

The act of pouring multiple beers into or on yourself in a frothy and messy manner as popularized by the professional wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is giving himself a messy, messy brewkkake on the turnbuckles. What a slobberknocker!

Brewkkake by Guy Incognito September 18, 2017