beerflakes

What happens when a desperate (single) guy has no milk in the morning for the cornflakes.
Mixing it with Beer.

John: Hey dude, I made some awesome beerflakes.
Sam: We still have milk you know.
John: Yeah but it's so much better this way.
Sam: I wanna move out.

beerflakes by BonkPower October 20, 2010

beefcakes 

The lumps that form on your biceps when you flex.
Most often compared in a gay fashion. Or when under diress, a feeling to show off your BEEFCAKES may consume you until you are no more than a simple honkee.

"Hey Craig, you want to show off beefcakes and rub oil upon our perky buns while listening to the latest coldplay alBUM?"
"Certainly Randal!"

beefcakes by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006