beer hand 

In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."

Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.

beer hand by Patrick Templeton June 17, 2008

beer hand 

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

beer hand by lanky9 November 14, 2009

Hand beer 

A road soda for people who are walking.

I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.

Hand beer by Decterium June 23, 2024

Beer-handed 

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

Beer-handed by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

Handy beer sack 

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal

Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack

Handy beer sack by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

left handed beer bottle by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

Edward Beerhands 

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.

Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!

Edward Beerhands by dvt81 November 20, 2014