2 definitions by lanky9

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink
I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.
by lanky9 November 14, 2009
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cardio pulmonary kissing (play on CPR, cardio pulmonary resuscitation). Heavy duty kissing.
I'm getting CPK and he's not even my boyfriend.
by lanky9 September 13, 2009
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