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To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.
beer fuck by Jer May 13, 2005

Cunty Beer Fuck 

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!
Cunty Beer Fuck by The_Story April 18, 2022

fuck all the women and drink all the beer 

To take full advantage of a party.
I'm here to fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer 

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.
I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.
I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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