28 definitions by Jer

1. Mariah Carey

2. understood first name of singer/songwriter/producer Mariah Carey

3. being a phenomenal singer
I really love Janet Jackson, but 2005 was all about Mariah.

"Omg! Did you hear that little girl sing? She's gonna grow up and be the next Mariah!"
by Jer March 31, 2006
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With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 7, 2005
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1. When Darrell asked me what music I'm into, I told him Mariah, Aaliyah, DMX, Wutang, and MJB
by Jer March 31, 2006
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Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
by Jer February 24, 2005
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a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.
"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"
by Jer April 22, 2005
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the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"
by Jer April 22, 2005
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1. Something having the characteristics or style of Gwen Stefani

2. Someone who is confident in themself and is willing to make a shocking statement
Oh My Gosh! Talk about Gwenique! Did you see that ensemble Tonya was wearing?
by Jer November 30, 2003
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