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Damita Ho

1. The nickname of Janet Jackson's 2004 flopped album, Damita Jo. Named such because it sounded like a gutted and slutty version of her 1993 masterpiece album, janet.
"Omg I felt so sorry for Janet after Damita Ho bombed. She'll never recover"
by Jer April 21, 2006
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poopsexuality

N. When someone is obsessed with poop, and takes it to his/her sexual relations. This may result in anything from poopsex, to other wierd things such a scatsex.
by Jer March 29, 2005
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parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.
by jer October 27, 2003
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Gwennebee

1. Someone who imitates and attempts to emaculate Gwen Stefani in style and dress

2. A person who lives a lifestyle similar to or in idol of Gwen Stefani

3. A person who has convenced themself that they are Gwen Stefani
With bleached blonde hair, curly bangs, and a dickies, the girl wearing a bindi was pronounced a Gwennebee on site.
by Jer November 30, 2003
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gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"
by jer April 21, 2005
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Quebec

A province that is sucking the life out of the rest of Canada. French speaking snobs
1. Quebec wants to become their own country so they are holding the Canadian government hostage forcing them to pay billions or they will leave Canada.

2. After Quebec leaves Canada, Canada (or parts) will become the 51st state of the United States of America.
by Jer March 2, 2004
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Gwenique

1. Something having the characteristics or style of Gwen Stefani

2. Someone who is confident in themself and is willing to make a shocking statement
Oh My Gosh! Talk about Gwenique! Did you see that ensemble Tonya was wearing?
by Jer November 30, 2003
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