beer farts
the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
beer farts by z man March 10, 2005
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beer farts
Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
beer farts by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
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ta-kwee-dough beer farts
caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.
ta-kwee-dough beer farts by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006
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Beerdarts is a simple game played one on one or in teams of 2. Each player is seated and aims for the can of beer on the ground beside (or in between) his or her opponent. If the can is pierced you must shotgun to the level where the hole was made. A second hit is a dead can, must be finished before the players next turn and is a point for the throwing team. Point systems may vary, but 3 is usually the winning point. Other variations may be made to the game at your discretion, however these are the base elements of a leisurely competitive game of beerdarts.
Beerdarts by Jim Callahan July 1, 2010
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